I never planned on a being a vigilante...but I couldn't resist.
And actually, today's endeavor was a total passive-aggressive move so no harm was done in enforcing the law for safety's sake.
Bozo on the phone was wandering all over his lane and cut another car off, which in turn cut me off. What was my course of action?
I got next to him and matched his 70 mph speed in first gear. So...imagine trying to talk on the phone when there's a bike with a loud exhaust screaming at high revs less than five feet from you. HAHA it worked!
He gave me a few evil glances then got off the phone. I grabbed four gears and carried on.
I'm sure he picked the phone right back up, but those few seconds were worth it!