There are two ways to start off a morning ride: annoyed or extremely annoyed.
Dealing with the cagers is bad enough, but when they drive like knuckleheads it really gets under my skin, especially when it's before I've even pulled out of the parking lot.
Doofus this morning had his left indicator on, turned right, and was, of course...on the phone.
Seriously I wanted to put my foot through his window!
Instead I dropped a gear and hoisted a little pow-pow power wheelie.
...that made me feel better.