The good old gas station...
As I was filling up I noticed a dude craning his neck at the 2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R. He asked what year it was, I told him.
B) I have a helmet and earplugs on
But, here's an outsider with some mild interest in bikes, so I did my best to chat...
He asked, "How fast is it?" as he stuck his head in my dash to check out the speedo. But to his confusion, the digital speedo wasn't illuminated.
Next, he started going on about gas mileage and such, but I couldn't really hear him and had been ready to go for a couple minutes already.
I told him to have a good one and gave him a nice wheelie as I busted out. Hopefully the look and sound of the bike pulling away convinced him to go get one. Or at least ask his wife if he's "allowed."